Ok, the galaxy isn't that far away... and it hasn't been such a long time neither. Anyways, there still has happened a lot. On this page you will find the milestones of our company's history. On legal advice, about 98% of the content was censored, just so we don't incriminate ourselves. We still hope the remains will be entertaining and equally informative.
2007: THE BIRTH OF FICKEN
How a crazy brainwave became a liqour.
Four crazy friends happily celebrate the birth of the lunatic jostaberry liqour "FICKEN" and herald the beginning of the EFAG.
Bernd Bochtler, Dietmar Bock, Christian Miller and Mathias Heinzler took the plunge with a quest: "FICKEN FOR THE PEOPLE".
2008: LIVING IN PROPER STYLE
Design at any price.
Our first offices already reached the highest possible level of technology and were designed by the most popular hipster architects we could find. The main thing is that it looks voguish.
2008: ADDITION TO THE FAMILY
FICKEN finally in shot bottles
We could not believe that there are people who prefer a snifter in the first place. But of course we like to fulfill wishes and therefore, since 2008, we offer FICKEN in cubes of 20 shot bottles - handy for every handbag.
2009: WE'RE RUNNING OUTER SPACE
We need more room
So that the first employees, they were about 10 now, didn't have to work in the meadow, we soon moved into new premises in Schemmerberg. We even had chairs there. Remaining furniture was nailed together from stolen borrowed europallets.
2010: ONE MORE TIME
Yes, we are moving yet again
No one could have guessed that we need so much manpower to bring FICKEN among the people ... Anyway, we moved again in 2010, this time to the beautiful city of Laupheim, that we still call our home today.
2011: EXTREME PET-TING
The back door to glass-prohibited events
Well, we might have handy shot bottles, but more and more events are banning glass. No problem, we just pour our noble drops into PET bottles.
Ta-dah!... And here is the FICKEN-cube with 20 PET shot bottles à 0,03l.
2012: DRAGON FLAGON
Three liters of clenched Partyschnaps
Do you like really cool bottles in the liqour showcase? We too - so we came up with a pretty cool design for our three liter bottle.
Our dragon bottle shows our corporate dragon in 3D, coated in silver - really fancy!
In case you want to party harder
8 years after the birth of FICKEN, we could've easily relaxed laid-back... but well - that's not our cup of tea. So we started a new project in cooperation with the metal and rock magazine "METAL HAMMER":
HAMMER! - the king of all liquors.
Wherever alcohol is consumed excessively , the rum-cognac-herbal-whiskey-fruit-flavored HAMMER is there to moisten all your thirsty throats.
Who needs Amazon anyways?
Wouldn't it be great if there was a specialized online shop where you could get everything you need for your private party or gastronomy ... ?
That was the launch of our own shop, where we offer everything you need to party in addition to our own brands and products.
Conventinal mulled wine? Never again!
Drinking ice cold shots in winter isn't a thing everybody enjoys. Mulled wine on the other hand, even at freezing temperatures is always joy for the taste buds.
If only there was a mulled wine as tasty as FICKEN...
Why not? We present: GLÜHFICKEN!
Of course we also have fitting mugs!
2017: BRONKO & ROSI FICKEN
This is where the music's playing
For a proper party you don't only need proper drinks and cool people - fitting music is what leads into the real party mood!
So what's more fitting than forming our own band to cover our favourite party hits as BRONKO & ROSI FICKEN? While we're at it we just step up the game and record some self-written songs as well.
2017: BARON BONZENBRÄU
Naughty secco of aristocratic origin
For years, we mixed our FICKEN ROYAL cocktail with a random variety of sparkling wines. Was okay - but to make it perfect we wanted to launch our own fizz.
Caution: The nobility title is based on years of thorough researched fiction. The taste is 100% genuine.
2018: FICKEN FÜRS VOLK
The book to the liqour
Have you ever wondered about how we got the idea to call a liquor ''FICKEN''? Every detail we had to censor on this page we secretly perpetuated in this book, just for you to read up.
If you want to be featured in the filming of this book, from Monday on you can find the link to the casting on the internet.
2019: FICKEN ALCOHOL-FREE
To give the driver the cheers (s)he deserves
What a pity that the driver, pregnant women and alcohol allergics aren't able to join a single round. Thank god we have the solution: FICKEN alcohol-free!
Not just as a shot, you can also mix fantastic cocktails without missing the tasty flavour of FICKEN.
2019: ANNIVERSARY BOTTLE
11 years FICKEN - how time flies...
11 years passed by like nothing. To celebrate our first repdigit we released our 0,7l bottle with a new, super sexy, black special edition label.
Fortunately the beverage remains the same, after eggplant - cinnamon flavour was just kicked out in penalty shoot-out.
Your original apple liquor
Well, when we were younger apple liquor was the shit. Because we still love the flavour today, we created this liquor, made of real high-quality corn schnapps.
The STINKEFINGEREINHORN sticks to the original recipe and brings back the retro-feeling, sip by sip.
The two-faced wild berry liqour
The most beautiful kind of affection is: KUSCHELN! (German for 'to cuddle')
Because we like KUSCHELN so much, we added a fitting drink to our portfolio. This wild berry liquor comes in two different labels.
You may ask why? After a detailed market analysis, carried out by 12 independent institutes based all over Europe, we found out that... blah blah blah. To be honest: we just like both designs!